Riley was playing in the tub last night and she started yelling "Juliet! Juuuuuliet!"
Are you calling Juliet? Yup! She's with the elves on TV You mean the gnomes. Her mean friend wears a flower shirt. He sure does. Do you remember his name? Um...Tickles. Close, it's Tybalt. Yeah! Tickles. It's Ty-balt, honey. He's actually Juliet's cousin. Uh-huh, Tickles is her meeeeaaan cousin.
Even with her silly pronunciation of his name she has an fair grasp on the plot, given that she's two and her knowledge of Shakespeare's classic play was delivered via animated gnomes.