So help me, if I have to clean anymore bodily fluids this week I'm going to hurt someone. If everyone would just pee in the potty and sleep in their beds from now on we'd have a good start.
No more accidents or puking until the youngest of you is old enough to clean up after the other one, thanks. My back, my nose and my spirit can't take much more of this. It's just so icky. I love you both, but enough is enough already.
Honestly, Isaac's been doing 100% better since the last incident (knock on wood) and Riley's bedwetting episodes are all that remain of the accident-a-thon we started with. Truthfully, most of the small handful of times she peed the bed it was an access issue. I think we're about ready to lose the bed rail. I think the risk of her falling the short distance to the floor is worth no more mattress scrubbing (the waterproof pad keep ending up too low on the bed) and linen washing.
The glamorous side of motherhood goes on and on...